Whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh!!

That ain't right.

Don't get me wrong: I love Prince (so cute! so tiny! so androgynous!) and I love Tom Jones (my Welsh darling!) (As a two-year old, apparently, I used to run around the house screaming "Tom Zones! Tom Zones!!" like a maniac whenever you came on tv!), but I just can't feel good about Tom's cover of "Kiss", which inconceivably made it onto the hits charts in 1988, my rising nausea notwithstanding. Gah.