What to read today -- it'll just take a minute. Oh, c'mon, you've got A MINUTE. Ok, three minutes.

As I was creating the new blog and adding links to it and whatnot, I came across this hilarious essay by Jeff Drake and this giggle-inducing piece by Kate Hahn on McSweeney's, which, yes, is a tad precious, but sometimes right on the mark. There are some talented people publishing over there, and you should give it a look-see.