Tour de ....say what??

So we're enjoying a birthday lunch today at PF Chang's for Cindy and Dana, and poor Bob is once more the only man at the table. In an effort to steer the conversation away from things likely to make him sprout an ovary, we ask about the Tour de France (Bob's a big bike guy). And in explaining the team-oriented nature of helping Lance win, Bob says, "Well, those other guys on the team, they ride with him, and keep other riders from bumping him, or they ride up in front of him and break wind...."

Silence fell over the table before we erupted in shrieks of laughter. Nice image, Bob, and thanks for letting us in on the wonderful world of sports, man-style.