Uh oh.... If Oprah disses Hermes, are they gonna hafta sue her??

This makes me wonder if, like the beef dudes in Texas, Hermes is going to have to sue Oprah for the business they'll lose when she turns in all her Birkin bags. Oh dear, oh dear, what a kerfuffle.

Isnt' there anything BETTER to write about?!?! Like how Tom Cruise has seemingly gone completely batshit crazy ("You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do.") and no one is stepping in to save him from himself?! This, people, in my unprofessional opinion, is what happens when you surround yourself solely with family members and sycophants and don't read newspapers or magazines. Completely out of touch with any reality but his own. No perspective. No sense of proportion. Which is all fine except if you're in a public profession, pal, and expect people to go see your movies. Me? Knowing he now gets a percentage of the gross? Nope. No thanks. Not interested in feeding the habit. (In case you want to read about other viewpoints on Scientology than Tom's, here you go.)