6.24.2005

Uh oh.... If Oprah disses Hermes, are they gonna hafta sue her??

This makes me wonder if, like the beef dudes in Texas, Hermes is going to have to sue Oprah for the business they'll lose when she turns in all her Birkin bags. Oh dear, oh dear, what a kerfuffle.

Isnt' there anything BETTER to write about?!?! Like how Tom Cruise has seemingly gone completely batshit crazy ("You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do.") and no one is stepping in to save him from himself?! This, people, in my unprofessional opinion, is what happens when you surround yourself solely with family members and sycophants and don't read newspapers or magazines. Completely out of touch with any reality but his own. No perspective. No sense of proportion. Which is all fine except if you're in a public profession, pal, and expect people to go see your movies. Me? Knowing he now gets a percentage of the gross? Nope. No thanks. Not interested in feeding the habit. (In case you want to read about other viewpoints on Scientology than Tom's, here you go.)

3 Comments:

Blogger Stewed Hamm said...

Yeah, how dare those self-important French guys not stay open after their regular business hours just to accomodate a celebrity. Just because they had a major event already scheduled... like that's more important than Oprah. The absolute gall of them!

My favorite description of Tom Cruise: "A midget surrounded by bodyguards." I like how he just cuts Lauer off and tells him he doesn't know anything... because, Tom is *so* much smarter than all us dumbass peasants.

4:10 PM  
Blogger Di said...

My favorite part was "there is no such thing as a chemical imbalance." Wha. Tever. Dude. And to me, it's not even that he believes that... er... stuff. It's that he is convinced that he is right and everyone else is wrong and if you dare disagree with him, you are "glib."

Dear Tom,

Cram it.

Love,

~Di

10:02 PM  
Blogger Dew said...

Here's what Lauer would have said to Tommy, in LynneWorld: "Say, Tom, where'd you learn all this stuff? Where'd you go to college? OH, WAIT, THAT'S RIGHT: you did not EVEN GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL, SON!!!!" and bitch-slapped him outta his guest chair.

1:59 PM  

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