Odd couples

... in more ways than one, but I'm not referring to Mr. Cruise's alleged sexual preferences (or to Mr. Smith and Ms. Pinkett's, for that matter, but you're free to speculate on those on your own time), but just to the relative stature of their spouses: doesn't it look to you like Katie and Will would be more physiologically appropriate for one another, height-wise, as would Jada and Tom? Victoria and David size up all right, plus they actually seem to have a solid marriage, which I'm just old-fashioned and mushy enough to welcome and applaud, particularly amidst both the sporting and entertainment worlds. Wait... should I have put "entertainment" in quotes? Mayhap....

That's all I've got. Welcome, Posh & Becks and your cute little boys.