Well, hell, anyone can write, right? But not everyone can spell. Bringing good spelling, good grammar, and what passes for wit, direct from me to you. All that plus a few more swear words, 'cause you can never get enough of those!
Born in Chapel Hill, North Carolina, I've lived in Jackson Heights, NY; Deming, NM; Montpelier, VT; Ashdod and Ashkelon, Israel; Jersey City; Sandy Springs, GA; Brookline, MA; Aurora, NY; Amherst, MA and northern and southern California.
As someone who hopes in the not-too-distant future to join the Mommy Brigade herself, I think it's a good sign that I found this hilarious rather than revolting:
IM from Diane: "I got to the bottom of a drink I was sharing with Audrey and didn't stop before I got the chunk. Ewwwwwwwww."
Man, don't share your drinks with the under-12 set, is what.
(Turned out to be part of a Pepperidge Farm Goldfish cracker, by the way.)
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